The Quotebook

The following is a collection of quotes that I like and have jotted down.
(Any quotes that do not have a source listed are of unknown origin.)

Sunday, March 23, 2008
"I'm reasonably certain it won't give me hookworm." - peter, regarding the sushi at Dynasty Buffett
Wednesday, February 7, 2007
"Kablaam! Let's get some chicken!" - lisa
Sunday, November 12, 2006
"Eh, half of one, six dozen of the other." - lisa
Saturday, October 28, 2006
"Can't get enough of that god, uh?" - peter in response to seeing a car u-turn back into a church
In response to lisa saying "help me jesus!" when seeing a high price for a house peter says "what's he gonna do, cosign on a loan?"
"It's like crack between two slices of cheesy bread!" - lisa re: texas egg & cheese breakfast sandwich @ waffle house
"The wine is making me hot; I'm vasodialating." - lisa @ sambuca
"They're like crack, but with a hole in the center." - lisa talking about Krispy Kreme doughnuts
Saturday, August 12, 2006
"Newsflash, motherfucker..." - one of Derick's favorite phrases
Saturday, August 12, 2006
"Just flappin' your tongue around, making sounds come out..." - peter re: something random sounding lisa said when we both were drunk
it was funny when we were drunk!